I was on the bus tonight with a man who was yelling at his wife on the phone because she forgot to order pizza for him to pick up on the way home, and I guess she was saying she could order it now and he was saying, “No forget it, I don’t feel like waiting for it. I’ll eat something else. Goodbye.” Click.

And I thought Michael would have never spoken to me like that or had some hissy fit over this (or anything really).

And excuse me but I would like someone to explain to me why all the bastards are still alive and he’s not.